Fredericks, you’re a turd… a stinky f-fat turd, go sniff a jock strap, you poop...– Bill Haverchuck, Freaks and Geeks (via pygmygeek) (via mckinleyhighmathletes)
expecto patronum ॐ Ⓥ: I hate how most lines are... →
releasethemermaids: boiledbones: … It’s even more fun when you’re fat AND short. Cause apparently all fat chicks are like 6’ Amazons. (via buriedbythebuzz) im average height and i wear a size 8/10 and i still have to hem pants i think they are all made for 6 footers which i guess is good for them Oh my God…. I’ll have you know it’s incredibly hard to find pants that are the correct...
I hope the afterlife is 1970.